Pinoy Funny Business Names














1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”. 
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee” 
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”. 
5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”. 
6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”.
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”. 
8. Bakery: “Bread Pit”. 
9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”. 
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.














11. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina “.
12. A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”.
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”. 
14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”.
15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” .
16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ” Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”.
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”. 
18. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”. 
19. A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”.
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.
  
 












21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”.
22. A store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”. 
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : “Dr. Shoe-Bago”. 
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.
25. Petshop: “Petness First”
26. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.
27. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”. 
28. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”. 
29. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”. 
30. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ” Nota Republic “. 
 









31. A ceiling installer: ” Kisame Street “. 
32. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?” 
33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”. 
34. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”. 
35. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay”. 
36. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery”. 
37. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem”.
38. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching”.
39. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”.
40. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”.
  

 41. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”.
42. A fishball cart near UST: “Eat My Balls”.
43. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.
44. A Resto: “The Last Supper”.
45. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”
46. A gym in Malolos: ” Gaymann Fitness Center “.
47. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh Chicken”. 
48. Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”.
49. Signage on a restaurant: “We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!” 
50. A funeral parlor in Bacoor, Cavite :”Funeraria Happy”